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Hey this is our guestbook and if you sign it I will love you forever and if you don't I will vote you off the island! And Eleanor gets half your stuff. (Yeah, I do!) And then when I win the million dollar prize I will pay people to shun you. So you better sign it!
I'll even sing a song.... "SIGN the guestbook! Please SIGN the guestbook! If you don't then you are a bad evil person and I will eat your SOOOOUULL!!" So yeah it dosen't rhyme. Who gives a crap? And you can't see what other people have written until you sign it. So yeah. Also please do not use profanity in the guestbook. Its really not necessary and I don't really want to read it. Also one more thing. Please do not say that you love Orlando more than me because its physically not possible and please do not say that you want to do the nasty with Orlando because for one: get over it you won't ever meet him and I will so HA! and for two: its not necessary, keep those kind of comments to yourself k? People don't need to know about your fantisies. Just be polite and remember what mama told you. Thanks.This is a picture of John Lennon... Sniffing coke.
(from their movie "Hard day's night"- its so funny. Rent it some time)
Elle says: MAAAAAAAAAn Our guest book is lame ass..
Hey.. yeah you.. ur.. well you've obviously have got nothing to do if you're reading this. You know, in the time that you've taken to read these two or so sentences you could have been signing our guest book. Man, you're stupid.
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